Funny shit that was said while the night we had a recruit up

Where's the beers...give me the beer!
I set the laws muthafucka!
I'm off my McNugget right now
I know you're chippin tooth right now...nigga!
Don't be stingy muthafucka, pass the shit!
Nigga write it down, write it down my nigga
I said it!
Certified by the insurance company
I've smoked enough to kill a cow
That kid is just a pussy in uniform
Flappa! (hand movement)
I can read muthafucka...I'm a smart kid
Usually...don't do that...or that
Is that Mr. Miyagi?
Write it down on the chart
I think we should just trip right now
Yes, yes your God is here...It's me
Yo...give me props yo
Are you politicin' right now muthafucka...write that in the dictionary
What's 9+8...15 I think
He just blew water on my fucking pants
That guy was a fucking herb
I like fat chicks and bam bam bam
What a hairy vag this kid is
I'll roll up on you like long sleeves
I'm trippin my teeth


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