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Beer

Light Beers- Popular for several reasons some of which include being inexpensive and general lack of taste. Also, some people believe that by drinking 15 light beers instead of 15 regular beers somehow it's alot more healthy.

Popular Light Beers

Bud Light
Busch Light
Coors Light
Keystone Light
Natural Light
Miller Light

40's- 40's are cheaper and contain more alcohol than regular beer. 40's are popular among thugs, street dwellars, gutter snipe and poor college students. *Note* if you are drinking a 40 outside you must pour out a little liquor for your fallen homey's (even if you don't have any). Also, bonus points to anyone who drinks a 40 still in the brown paper bag it came in.

Popular 40's

St. Ides
Colt 45
Private Stock
King Kobra
Crazyhorse
Budweiser (Not a "real" 40, but Marasca likes it)

Things Carnes Drinks- You may have heard of these, you might have even tried one or two of them. However, unless you are 40 years of age or Brian Carnes you don't drink these on a regular basis. I'll let you figure out why on your own.

Things Carnes Drinks

Red Hook
Amstel Light
Old Speckled Hen
Bulmer's Woodpecker Cider
George Killian's Irish Red
Bartles & James

Other Notables- While most people don't drink these all the time almost everyone has tried them. If you have ever been to Cancun you can't escape Corona & Dos Equis, likewise Canada breeds Molson products. And if you're just in the mood for something tasty go ahead and try the others.

Other Notables

Corona
Mikes Hard Lemonade
Dos Equis
Molson
Labatts Blue
Zima

Popular Ways to Finish Beers

Sipping- A good technique used in both laid back situations and party environments. Depending on ones tolerance much sipping may be required to get drunk.

Chugging- A fast and effective way to get yourself drunk. *Caution* may cause spillage, and excessive chugging may result in blackouts. This technique is a staple of many drinking games and in situations where people are trying to prove their toughness.

Funnel or Shotgun- By far the most effective way to finish a beer quickly and get yourself into a drunken stupor. These techniques however do require some materials. To funnel preferably one must have a funnel and tubing, I once heard of a kid funnelling beers out of a roadside cone, but I wouldn't recommend it. To shotgun, you'll need a knife, key or anything sharp to cut the can. *Note* too much of this in one night will cause blackouts and most likely give you a nice hangover.
Spill on yourself or floor- This usually occurs once a person has practiced too much of the above listed techniques. I do not recommend this as a way to finish a beer. You ruin your clothes, make an ass out of yourself and generally piss people off when you spill on their floor. Party foul.
Don't Finish (aka "The Floater")- This seems to be popular among people at our school, or at least the ones that visit our room on the weekend. Sorry to say this, but the culprit is usually girls who don't like the last sip of a beer (somehow it tastes different). The worst type of floater happens when a drunkard feels the need to fire a non-finished beer under our couch for us to find at a later date. This may be construed as a major party foul.

Wine / Champagne

If you are a guy and are drinking either of these then you're doing it to either impress a woman, because a woman wants you to or you may be gay....take your pick. Women it is perfectly fine for you to drink either wine or champagne. Brian Carnes believes "Drinking a bottle of wine before you start drinking beer gives you a great buzz", but then again he was passed out an hour after saying this. And can you really believe anyone that thinks Gheorghe Muresan is the same person as Giant Gonzalez...I didn't think so.

Drinking Games

Asshole
Up the River, Down the River
High-Low
Power Hour / Century Club
Kings
Flip Cup
J & D
Hockey
Anchor Man
Quarters / Speed Quarters
Beirut
Beer Die
Golf

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